Watch the birdie
The birdie
The birdie
The birdie, The birdie, The birdie

Where's the birdie
We're looking for the birdie
But the birdie ain't nowhere to be found

We're looking for him here
We're looking for him there
We're looking for that birdie everywhere

So tell us
Where's the birdie
We're looking for the birdie
But the birdie ain't around

In those fancy ballet tights
I look quite a sight
Imagine me with combinations on
But when it's for arts sake
And when you're in Swan Lake
You must lose your inihibitions ("Take positions")
You're a swan

"Watch the birdie"

Where's the birdie
We're looking for the birdie
But the birdie ain't nowhere to be found

We're looking for him here
We're looking for him there
We're looking for that birdie everywhere

So tell us
Where's the birdie
We're looking for the birdie
But the birdie ain't around

In the third round I did well
Then ding went the bell
And someone shouted seconds out the ring
I'm up upon my toe
I'm down upon my nose
And I heard a cuckoo
And it wasn't even spring

"Watch the birdie"

Where's the birdie
We're looking for the birdie
But the birdie ain't nowhere to be found

We're looking for him here, we're looking for him there
We're looking for that birdie everywhere

So tell us
Where's the birdie
We're looking for the birdie
But the birdie ain't around

So to be or not to be
For publicity
I'd even play in Shalespeare at the Vic

Oh fame where is they spur
You may be made a spur
And be photo'd with you garter
In a tatler double quick

"Watch the birdie"

Where's the birdie
We're looking for the birdie
But the birdie ain't nowhere to be found

We're looking for him here
We're looking for him there
We're looking for that birdie everywhere

So tell us
Where's the birdie
We're looking for the birdie
But the birdie ain't a
But the birdie ain't a
But the birdie ain't around

"Watch the birdie"

